GOB: Who’s that? That’s his girlfriend?Michael: Yeah.GOB: What, is she funny or something?¡Amigos! - 2x03submission from Claire Hummel
Michael: No, no, you’re not going on vacation.Kitty: Oh, yes, I absolutely am. If you need me, I will be at Señor Tadpole’s having a margarita made in my mouth.Missing Kitty - 1x18
Lindsay: He had such perfect teeth. It was that Glisten.G.O.B.: He swore by that Glisten.Lindsay: I can still hear him now. “Who left the cap off my [bleep]ing Glisten?”Good Grief - 2x04submission by Claire Hummel
Lindsay: Is it my imagination, or is he more commanding and mannish? It’s, like, I don’t know, maybe I do want to be with him.Motherboy XXX - 2x13submission by shoomlah
GOB: I have feelings for you. Tony Wonder: I have feelings for you. Narrator: The feeling was “friendship,” but neither had ever experienced it.A New Attitude - 4x11
Girl Lucille: But you gave me presents. We made love. Boy Gentiles: I’ve given you one last present. Enjoy the chlamydia, Lucille.Prison Break-In - 3x07
Narrator: Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he remained at the school, undetected, for a full two semesters after he was supposed to graduate.Public Relations - 1x11submission by Andrew Delling
George, Sr.: They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.Michael: Yeah? I don’t think that that’s true, Dad. George, Sr.: I’ve got the worst [bleep]ing attorneys!Pilot - 1x01submission from rngrfreund