Biden Signs Executive Order To Deport All 340 Million Americans And Start From ScratchWASHINGTON—In an effort to respond to rising concerns about immigration, President Joe Biden signed an executive order Monday to deport all 340 million Americans and start the country over from scratch. “Effective immediately, I am ordering the…
LocalU.S. Army Recruiter Has Bound, Gagged Civilian That Teen Can Shoot Right Now If He EnlistsKERRVILLE, TX—Offering an added incentive in the hopes of enticing the young man to sign up for the military, U.S. Army recruiter Henry “Tex” Teevens revealed during a job fair Thursday that he had a bound, gagged civilian that 18-year-old Milo…
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Breaking NewsTrump Boys Attempt To Bribe Juror With Briefcase Full Of Grape UncrustablesNEW YORK—Cornering the man in a darkened parking garage as he walked toward his car, the Trump boys reportedly attempted to bribe a juror deciding their father’s hush money case Thursday with a briefcase full of Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly…
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