Marta: So you’re saying there’s no one that you’re even interested in?Michael: There was somebody for a little while, but it was too much of a brother. Bother.Marta Complex - 1x12[ submission by @shoomlah ]
Lucille: He’s had business classes.Buster: W-W-Wait. 18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising? Pilot - 1x01
Michael: You’re building houses in Iraq? Do you know how they punish treason?George: First time.Michael: I’ve never heard of a second.George: I’ve got the worst [bleep]ing attorneys.Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22[ submission by @kimberlyoadams ]
Michael: Let’s burn this son of a bitch. It’s going to be our best summer ever, buddy.Top Banana - 1x02[ submission from @frank_e_conlon ]
G.O.B.: Great speech last night.Michael: Really? What did it inspire you to do, kill somebody?G.O.B.: Getting there.Marta Complex - 1x12[ submission by @shoomlah ]
Michael: What have we always said is the most important thing?George Michael: Breakfast.Michael: Family.George Michael: Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat. Pilot - 1x01
GOB: Sweet blade.Shopkeeper: It’s the Sword of Destiny. It’s full of ancient magic.GOB: Oh, yeah? You into magic?Sword of Destiny - 2x15[ submission from Kristi P ]
Ann Veal: You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.Meat the Veals - 2x16