Wow. Dennis Quaid is as batshit crazy as his brother Randy.

#trump

5h ago

#meme

6h ago

In Florida, convicted felons lose the right to vote, serve on a jury, hold public office, and cannot be issued some professional licenses such as real estate.

#Trump lives in Florida. So as of today he can't do business there or vote for himself.

13h ago

#meme

3d ago

At Microsoft asses come in versions.

#developer #humor

11d ago

Stereo is just mono e mono.

#humor

13d ago

Me: the bottom of that Florida license plate says “In Goo We Trust”

Wife: it says “In God We Trust”

Me: they’re better off putting their trust in goo. It always comes through for me.

#humor

13d ago

Watching Star Trek TOS for nostalgia’s sake and realized you can hear the bridge set creaking when the crew walk around.

So you could say they are up ships creak without a battle.

#startrektos

May 17

The term pro bono implies the existence of an amateur bono.

#humor #pedantry

May 16

This tomato has big dick energy.

#meme #humor

May 12

#meme #humor

May 12

You’d have to be a boron to watch the movie “The Fifth Element”.

Boron - Wikipedia
Boron - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

May 11

Virginia continues to keep it classy.

In reversal, Virginia school board votes to restore Confederate names to 2 schools
In reversal, Virginia school board votes to restore Confederate names to 2 schools

apnews.com

#gop #maga #racists

May 10

For some reason my macOS terminal app #Warp refuses to quit. The menu option is disabled so I always have to force quit via Activity Monitor. And then it dawned on me: it must be too legit.

#humor #dadjokes #popmusic

May 9

Getting Slurpees on May 4th. Disappointed they didn’t have special flavors like Chewbacca Cherry or C3-P-Orange.

#StarWars

May 4

Someone needs to tell the #Umbraco CMS team that when a release is only 82% done it is NOT a release candidate. It literally cannot be released in this state.

May 1

Imagine the possibilities… Even if the claims of over 1G of force don't prove to be true, just making a 1 ton shipping pallet weigh a few pounds would be transformational.

NASA Veteran’s Propellantless Propulsion Drive That Physics Says Shouldn’t Work Just Produced Enough Thrust to Overcome Earth’s Gravity - The Debrief
NASA Veteran’s Propellantless Propulsion Drive That Physics Says Shouldn’t Work Just Produced Enough Thrust to Overcome Earth’s Gravity - The Debrief

thedebrief.org

#tech #science

Apr 22

NASA is preparing to launch a giant Jiffy Pop into orbit to replenish the dwindling kettle corn supply on the #ISS

#humor

Apr 19

Roman.com changed their name to ro.co and now it’s boners-r-us.com.

#humor

Apr 17

Democrats don’t need to smuggle illegal immigrants into the US to grow their voter base. Republicans do it for them every time they take away more of our rights.

#politics #gop

Apr 14

The juice has expired.

O.J. Simpson, legendary football player and actor brought down by his murder trial, dies at 76
O.J. Simpson, legendary football player and actor brought down by his murder trial, dies at 76

apnews.com

#humor

Apr 11

Seeing the sun completely eclipsed by the clouds was a life-changing moment.

#humor

Apr 9

I’ve got news for you: that Long Island Medium is not a real medium. She’s a large.

#humor

Apr 8

Talking about someone behind their back makes no sense. Behind your back is in front of you. So they’ll totally know what you’re saying about them.

#humor

Apr 8

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About Non Sequiturs

Non Sequiturs is the personal blog of Michael Argentini.

I'm a software developer and Managing Partner for Fynydd and Blue Sequoyah Technologies, the project lead for Coursabi, and Āthepedia founder. I also have several nerdy open source projects on Github.

I'd describe myself as an Oxford comma advocate, autodidact, aspiring polymath, and boffin, with a mechanical keyboard addiction. You can also find me on Mastodon.

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